The cream of the crop for men is the Playboy models. They are so popular, so tasteful that they are mainstream. Sometimes a guy has to leave the raunchy porn stars behind and pick up something a little more classy. Masturbate away all day to the Playboy College Girls. Not only are they selected as the best of the best but they are talented and more beautiful then anywhere else.

There’s no mascara running here, juts classy gals stripping nude. Part of the appeal of the Playboy girl is that she is almost a taboo, she is too pretty to be nude, usually lonely or ugly girls strip at dance clubs to make money and get attention because they can’t get any in real life so they have to resort to taking off their clothes – not that it’s ab bad thing but sometimes a little class goes a long way.

These girls are so hot that they don’t need to take off anything. They can prance around in their booty shorts and a tank top and it’s almost as arousing as an uglier girl naked. Funny how the male brain works!

When you see these women, it’s a big treat because they’ve already got it made, they are as hot as can be and eager too they are so proud to call themselves a Playboy model, it’s held in high regards. To be known as a stripper is pretty raunchy and most women keep that secret from people but if you’ve been selected to be a college girl Playboy model, it’s so big that you could even put that on your resume and a potential employer would look at it as a benefit, Consider yourselves lucky to be able to see these girls nude. Enjoy the best college girls this country has to offer as they have been selected to be good enough to feature in Playboy.

Masturbation has really funny and sometimes very creative names. Usually the act of masturbation is named to lights the act. It’s still a taboo subject, but not nearly as much as previous generations. Once it was thought that it grows hair on the hands of your pals. Of course no one has ever experienced this and it was mainly a scare tactic because younger boys were masturbating too much and couldn’t get anything done at school. Nowadays there are funny names given to masturbating and here are some of the names for some good masturbation humor:

One of the best masturbation tips ever is to have some good material to masturbate it to. I don’t need to convince anyone of this. Men and women can both get off from porno. Men think that they are going to have sex with the woman and woman think that they are like the lady in the movie. It makes us sexually aroused in very different ways but the point of the matter is that when you masturbate to porno, it makes it way better, much faster and more satisfying. Eye candy goes a long way. The suggestion for the day is big over the top boobies. It’s just plain fun. You can see clits any day, tits any day, even asses are everywhere. But those big balloon titties are less common. It’s just something different to try so click on that banner and watch the balloon boobies fly and masturbate away to your perfect bliss.

The best is online porn. There is no going to a adult store, there is no leaving your house. You have no late fees, it’s cheap and with the large variety of porn out there, you don’t want to keep and re-watch it anyway. You’ll want to see it once and then go to another site. The variety of clips per porn site is usually way more then you’d get on a single DVD anyway so download porn online.

There’s an ongoing joke for guys that if you use your left hand then it feels like someone else is masturbating you. You can imagine it’s your girlfriend or some super model.

There is allot of truth behind this, it’s a myth dispelled. The truth is that when you use your non-dominant hand (ie if you write with your right hand then use your left hand) then you can have a different feel while masturbating. Your right hand (assuming you write with that hand) is the mist dexterous, this means that you have the most precision and control with this hand.

When you masturbate, it feels good and you can cum quickly because you do exactly what you need to make your lizard spit it’s juice. When you use your left hand, it’s a little flopper because you have less dexterity and control over this hand. It won’t feel as precise but you can enjoy a sexual fantasy when you imagine that someone else is giving you a hand job.

Left handed masturbation is a good technique if you have a creative mind and a vivid imagination, then you can really immerse yourself into a fantasy, but if your mind is not the creative then stick with the right hand and just get yourself off and continue along with your day.

There are so many funny movie scenes when a parent or girlfriend walks into the bedroom to find the guy masturbation. It’s always a comic scene of panic and disheveled fear. Sometimes there’s a sock involved, sometimes things go really wrong, like in the movie Sex Drive. That has the best getting caught masturbating story I’ve ever seen!

The guy is jerking off in his bed when his brother barges in. Followed by more family members. Then his dad has a big announcement that him and his girlfriend are getting married, which means that the lady will be the kid’s new step mom. The dad says “come here and give your new mom a hug” and then the mom knows what’s going on under the sheets so she says that he should stay put, it’s ok, you con congratulate us later. Of course the bigger brother is a dick so he says “no stand up and get over here and give your dad and new mom hug” and he tries to pull of the blankets and of course everything goes wrong, the kid is totally humiliated and in the end, the used condom ends up flying on the moms head (see in the picture below) it’s a screen shot from the movie.

Is that realistic? Sort of, it’s a little far fetched because it’s from one of the funniest movies of all time about sexuality and young adults, but it could happen to you. There could be a time when your parent or sibling or wife or girlfriend walks into the room when you are pleasuring yourself. How embarrassing that be? In fact many people have that fear in the back of their head so masturbation is not as enjoyable.

When there is big stress over getting caught looming overhead, it makes for a tense moment and you can feel fully satisfied. It’s not like risque sex. When you have sex in a location where you could get caught, there is a certain sense of excitement and danger. Mainly because you have someone with you sharing in the same emotions but when you;re all alone, there is no one to partner with to share the fear, and you end up feeling stupid and alone.

Don’t risk that, have sex in risque places but keep the masturbation to yourself. Never get caught by masturbating in the shower. It’s the safest place because no one will barge in when you are having a shower, and even if they do, they won’t open the shower curtain so you have plenty of time to stop and wash away the evidence. Just make sure that you don’t moan and make noises. When masturbating in the shower, it;’ the easiest clean up in the world, You’re already lubricated from the water, so why not?

Shower masturbation is the best possible place, you can let go into your ultimate sexual fantasy and you don’t have to worry about a sticky clean up later. Also you can get by with water as your lube – although I recommend silicone based lubes as seen in the post below because the water won’t wash it away and it will be way slippery then water so it will feel better. Get the privacy you deserve with masturbating in the shower. No one will ever know but you!

Normally you see masturbation tips that tell you what to do. This tip is to tell you what to use. The best way to feel complete sexual pleasure and to have the best friction-less glide is to use silicone or oil based lubricants.

Don’t use oils or oil based products that are not formulated specially for sex or masturbation. If you use olive oil to masturbate with, it can get into the tip and may cause infection. The same goes with the ladies, it can easily get inside the vagina and your natural lubrication can’t wash it our so it can cause infection. There are some products that are formulated for masturbation and they are oil based but these oils are sterilized and make for this type of action.

In fact, oil and silicone based lubricant are best for masturbation because they don’t dry into the skin. water based lubricants will absorb and dry out in the same fashion as hand lotion. Oil based lubes don;t absorb and they stay on the skin until you wash them off. These are the best lubricants for masturbation for you to really give yourself the best pleasure.

Other materials that are oil based like butter can be too messy and can cause an infection, so play it safe and get some silicone based lubricants for masturbating with.