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July 6th, 2010 at 4:00 pm

Funny Masturbating Names

Masturbation has really funny and sometimes very creative names. Usually the act of masturbation is named to lights the act. It’s still a taboo subject, but not nearly as much as previous generations. Women have the pretty red G spot flower vibrator. Once it was thought that it grows hair on the hands of your pals. Of course no one has ever experienced this and it was mainly a scare tactic because younger boys were masturbating too much and couldn’t get anything done at school. Nowadays there are funny names given to masturbating and here are some of the names for some good masturbation humor:

Making pudding Whipping up some baby batter Cleaning the snorkel
Polishing the beak Calling down for more mayo Extracting a core sample
Salting your nuts in the shell Putting miles on your monkey Five against one
Five digit disco Pickle dancing Squeezing the burrito
Crowning the King Worshiping the fist prince Milking the weasel
Pounding the pepperoni One-armed skiing Cranking the love pump
Freeing Willy Flogging the dolphin Pumping the gas
Jerkin’ the gherkin Sex with someone you really love Slapping the happy sacks
Taunting the one-eyed weasel Twisting your tool Wrestling with Jimmy
Yanking the doodle Hitchhiking to heaven Doodling your noodle
Caping the crusader Clubbing the baby seal Going for the gold
Getting a grip on things Devil’s Handshake Climbin’ the tree
Clobbering the Kleenex Beating Bob and the twins Bashing the Bishop
Assault on a friendly weapon Getting to know yourself Greasing the flagpole
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